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 Posted: Sat Jun 10th, 2006 08:42 pm
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 A new syndrome found around the internet has been diagnosed by the World Health Organization. The syndrome is called the Closet Sport Quad Syndrome.

 

Symptoms are found on the following owners:

1. Must have a 650cc utlilty quad or larger.

2. How fast can my quad go?

3. What can I do to make it go faster!

4. Will purchase Hundreds of dollars of modifications to gain 3mph on the top end.

5. Willing to trade in brand new large bore quad for anothger if the other is faster by 3mph.

6. Wonder why things break at 70mph on tires designed to be riddin at speeds below 50 mph.

7. Able to jump things.

8. Able to ignore the hole in the wallet after buying the machine.

Only known cure: The wife wears the pants.

Last edited on Sat Jun 10th, 2006 08:43 pm by Outlander400



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 Posted: Sun Jun 11th, 2006 01:44 am
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 :omg: I think I have it. :dan:  Is that bad? do Ineed a doctor? maybe its contagiouse! I must have caught it over the net, must have started from them outty guts. lol.  



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 Posted: Mon Jun 12th, 2006 08:07 pm
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 the way to cure it is to have that empty wallet disease      :cry
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 Posted: Wed Jun 14th, 2006 03:30 am
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 Now thats something I know I have.



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 Posted: Wed Jun 14th, 2006 01:45 pm
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 Outlander400 I think you are a syndrome wannabe :roflao:



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